Him: Hey, you're good with computers right? Me: Yes. Him: And you know how to program computers? Me: Yes, that's my job actually. Him: Could you explain programming please? Me: I'm sorry, what do you mean? Him: I want to make a game like Halo, but I don't know how to start. Could you explain what I need to do? Me: You should probably go to the library and get a book. Him: Can you just tell me what I need to do? Me: Wait a minute. Are you asking me to explain how to program computers? Him: Yeah. Me: Over the phone? Him: Yeah.

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