Him: Hey, you're good with computers right?
Him: And you know how to program computers?
Me: Yes, that's my job actually.
Him: Could you explain programming please?
Me: I'm sorry, what do you mean?
Him: I want to make a game like Halo, but I don't know how to start. Could you explain what I need to do?
Me: You should probably go to the library and get a book.
Him: Can you just tell me what I need to do?
Me: Wait a minute. Are you asking me to explain how to program computers?
Me: Over the phone?
via Could You Explain Programming Please - The Daily WTF.